Hey mog, sorry I haven't been around much. Been busy lately.

I did some quests for people and have been given guidance on becoming a Ninja, a Ranger, and a Summoner.

Firstly, Summoner. That bitch ass talking crystal wanted searing heatwave. (among other elements). I wanted to put the fucker under a lamp, but no, NO NO NO. Aletpa fucking desert. You know whats there. My Corpse.

Secondly, Ranger. Stupidly easy. I went to a tunnle, snuck past some tigers, and im rooting through some fossils for this tooth, and a really old tiger appears, so I cast sneak on myself, and he dies in front of me. Fresh tooth, with added Old age. Good thing he doesnt use denture cream, it would of been ass to get out.

Lastly, Ninja. Sounds cool. Is, a little. How many times do I have to run through the sea serpents grotto. HOW MANY TIMES. This quest, that quest, the other quest. JUST GIMME THE DAMN SCROLLS ALREADY. Ohh if your in the grotto, and you see a severed human hand, call me.

Also, went out training with the goup, Decided on Korroloka Tunnel. If your there, keep a look out for my OTHER hand. I cant even remember how many time I face planted. I must of looking like a really shit break dancer. om nom nom DIRT.

But we were progressing so quickly it wasnt an issue, Just the 5 of us. Which is more like 2 of us. Me...... and those guys. Ok. At least Tenatzens healing has improved. (MIND CONTROL!)

I joined the tenshodo today, shhhh, I shouldnt be talking about this, but im getting in with them quite well, they have been giving me quests and such, I might be able to get a mission to Aht Urghan if i try hard :D. And they sell shurikens. SHURIKENS MOTHERFUCKER OH YES.

Seeee, busy busy busy. Im off fishing now, Ninja tools are PRICY.

PS: Carbuncle is pretty cool, not some kind of strange foot infection.

WOW, I was just in the chateau, looking for some work, and I bumped into Chalvatot, the Gardener. He was rambling off about how the princes never fought when the queen was alive, and then!

PRINCESS CLAIDE D'ORAGUILLE CAME AND SPOKE TO ME!

The gardener wasn't happy with the respect she was giving me with her introduction, but she scolded him for being rude to the adventurers that are bolstering San d'Orias armies.

Feeling proud of myself today, and did i mention .. HUBBA HUBBA

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Found a chick for my bed, why are the pretty ones unatainable NPC's ?

So, Me and Tenatzen have been in South Gustaburg, Hunting for Leaping Lizzy, We spent a few days looking for her in the area with no luck. So i grab a chocobo and head off to San d'oria. Next day, Tenatzen is running through Gusta, and BAM he finds her! and then, WOOSH he gets the fucking bounding boots.

I am so Sad about this, The man is Luck personified (on this occasion anyway, on other days rocks fall out of the sky and land in his eyes)

In other news, Im becoming a better chef, Im gonna have to do a test soon, But im a big cheat on these things, I'll just buy whatever they want from the auction house. heheh , stupid Tarus. Means I have to goto windurst too!. ASS

Anyhow, we should be heading out to Valkurm again soon....I bet tenatzen comes as white mage sub idiot and i die. again.

On a brighter note, Im a hero in bastoke and sandoria, and am a Greedalox. Its fun being a Greedalox.

I wonder if these fools in town realize all I did was help a Mentally retarded selbinan guy who laves his shep and gonnae wunt sam Mawss.

Fools.

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Bed is coming soon, now all I need is chicks.

This is my first post, so i'll fill you in on whats going on.

Recently me and some new adventurers (as well as an old friend) Decided we were going to start a Static Party, So that we could see the world together, and have people dedicated to rely on. Support each other for missions, levelling, Gil, everything. Right now the party is a bit all over, Here's how it is.

Theres me, a Male hume, Im currently training myself as warrior, this is due to the new adventures, they dont have much skill, so if i showed up as a mage i'd be to strong for them to progress their skills.

Next is Tenatzen- Male hume also. Now this guy is a brilliant Warrior, I've seen him hold the hate of mob from everything except a benediction (hes that good!) but that means hes too good, so hes training his White Magic for the new guys to learn. I know he wants to be a white knight, A Paladin.

When they reach our skill levels, me and Tenatzen are gonna swap over, I'll go back to healing, and he can be the tank.

The next 3 are the newbies.

Toritori - A Taru-Taru Black Mage, bucket loads of MP and skill, showed great promise from the get go. Has aspirations to be a Scholar

Colddrago - Hume Male, A Spear weilding warrior for now, Wants to become a dragoon knight of San d'Oria some day. Hes hard hitting but a little slow on his provokes at times..

Hidemi - Mithran Female - Sneaky one Hidemi, Shes a thief by trade and no doubt intends to be a Ninja of the east, for know, all she does is complain about her pissy Knives whenever my axe drops for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

So there, a little Intro. Now current Party Setup

Gunso - War 12 / Thf 6
Tenatzen - Whm 13 / Blm 6
Toritori - Blm 12
Colddrago - War 12
Hidemi - Thf 12

So you noticed theres only five us yeah? Well, it gives us room to adapt with the 6th member choosing whoever fills the roll we need for the monsters we end up fighting.

Note- The journal starts at day 2 of our dunes party. Before the dunes, everyone Solod to level 10 to get ready and learn their jobs.

VALKURM DUNES - DAY 2 FOR THE PARTY

Not a great start. Hidemi is at the bar drinking. Whilst we wait for her to sober up (took her a full day of bed rest!) the rest of us were in west ronfaure looking for jaggedy ear jack, we heard he'd been terrorizing the traders on the road, so we went looking for him.

It wasnt long before he showed up, but with 4 level 10's, he went down quickly, and we managed to snag his rabbit charm before he hopped away.
So the rabbit charm, we were pretty excited to get it, its a thief only item though, and who should show just in time for the item, Hidemi, it was like she felt the presence of a rare item. Bloody thieves.

Anyway, at this point we head out to the Dunes. On the way we met a guy called Madskillz (what were his parents thinking?) And he joins us, Hes a level 12 DRK / WAR, so he joins us.

We set up camp near the lizards by Konschtat Highlands.

Im the puller and the tank, so I set off to grab a lizard. My bad, they linked, I ran to zone, but wasnt quick enough. so I Died, managed to keep the party safe though.

next fight, I grab a Very tough lizard, It hits me on the way back, so I Call for a heal, but I dont get one. Colddrago vokes it from me, we fight a while, im still not healed, it turns for me again, bam , im in the red (COVERED IN MY OWN BLOOD), im almost dead AGAIN. But still, the whm is doing other stuff. So i die again. Its a good thing my HP is close.

And my god madskillz needs to learn to voke, its crazy, I watched that lizard almost eat Tenatzen, me and Colddrago had already voked, but madskillz just stood there! We managed a Nice weapon Skill mash and killed it in time though.

Aside from those hiccups, the rest of the party was great, everyone levelled up once. There were some fun times, but these lizards are getting easy now, I think Day 3 in the dunes will be on the gorgeous beach, fighting Snippers.

Summary
- Tenatzen Lets me Die
- Colddrago is slow at provoking, needs to practice
- Hidemi Complains about low damage (now has a new Dagger, hopefully less whining, but then, I have a new axe....)
- Toritori Doesn't like looking at monsters, she always faces the wall and casts backwards (no not ENOTS, STONE, but facing away!)
- Madskillz rarely provokes at all, he lets tenatzen get hit for too long, I dont think hes used to melee
- Everyone Levelled up once


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I need a bed in my moghouse, the floor is hard.